Do Blondes Have More Fun?

Blonde is a state of mind

Marilyn Monroe in the 1953 film Niagara directed by Henry Hathaway, 1953, Public Domain, Wikimedia Commons

I was a tow-headed child, a blonde teenager, and a fair-haired college woman, but as a full-fledged adult I am only blonde through the ministrations of my hairdresser.

Why have I emptied my purse to pay for golden locks when my natural chestnut color is not unattractive?