Dec 25, 2023
Oh, Jim, don't be alarmed. You accidentally sent it to McWeenie's rather than McSweeney's. And please don't give the blackmailer another thought. It's just the Chinese government watching you over Tik Tok.
#BORC
Written by Elizabeth Sobieski
Elizabeth Sobieski @TheMaskedHatter on Instagram, has written for various publications and is the author of “The Masked Hatter-Pandemic Style," Penser Press.