You mean you as editor-in-chief didn't pay off the police to hack into the phones of your mayor and the high school prom king and queen? Whoops! I'm listening to the Murdoch podcast: "Bitter Blood." It's quite interesting although in need of some fact checking. They allow someone, I believe a Washington Post staffer, to say that the late NYC mayor Ed Koch was a Republican, when he was always a Democrat. But getting back to you, maybe you should run for mayor and send out leaflets with your breasts on the front page. If naked poser and poseur Melania could be First Lady, you can be Mayor Michelle. Or news editor.